John Speaker
I am a Software Engineer.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "That guy is Cool".
You're so right. I don't like to brag, too much, but I'll let you in on some details.
I have many friends
in chat rooms.
I have excellent contacts
but I prefer to wear glasses because they make me look so cool.
Many women want me
to fix their computers.
I frequently get laid
off.
I know many languages:
PHP,Java, C, C++.
I travel to many exotic places
in online games
I'm into sports
drinks.
I collect fancy cars.
Most are still in their original Hot Wheels packaging.
I smell good
so I don't shower very often because I don't want to ruin it.
I have a black belt
that I wear when I can't find my suspenders.
I know that you're now thinking "I want to be that guy."
But you can't.
I was here first.
